Infomercial Skeptic Prints

"You can't learn the path to financial independence from just ANY infomercial."

'Never, Ever...be fooled by tv infomercials.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

'Today the house voted for a timeline, the sentate voted for benchmarks, and Halliburton voted for staying the course.'

With-it Woman

"Multi-level marketing!"

'If there's one thing I've learnt being a manager,it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

Cash Rebate

'Downsizing through attrition will work if enough employees will cooperate and die.'

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

Where Are They Now?

"It's really a lateral transfer, Crampton, From 'Nobody' to 'Flunkie'."

Profit can be a silly thing, but your boss thinks it is everything.

And if it's successful, we'll do an infomercial.

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

Headphones Strip 18: Shared profits

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

'Hi Mr Miller, this is the employee opinion poll. Here's the question: 'Do you love your job, your boss and the company?' For answer A, 'Yes, I do and I want to do much more unpaid overtime', please press 1. For answer B, 'No, I don't and you can fire me'

"Every complaint should be seen as a learning opportunity, today you’re going to learn where to hide them."

"The improvement is the higher price."

The Sponsored Skier

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."