Consumer Skeptic Prints

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

CATCHY NAME

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

The economy doctor

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Cold caller.

"Multi-level marketing!"

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

desert isle shopping trolley...

"It's just not the same."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

Seven deadly sins store

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

Sales company

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

Your weight. See, it's up not down. I told you "thin crust" pizza did not mean it would magically slim you.

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

"'Take that,' growled the writer as the buyer for Borders slumped to the ..."