"Look at that. Bloody virtue signalling!"
Consumerism Skeptic Prints
Decorate their walls with an art print that makes a statement against material excess, inspiring reflection and conversation in any home or office space.
Funeral Directors.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"
"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."
"I shop, therefore I am."
Made in China
"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."
"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."
"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"
"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."
Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.
"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."
"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"
"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."
Woman thinking about luxuries.
Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.
"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"
'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.
Supermarket - World Cup Specials
"That shirt is so last year."
"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."
"Would you like to see the markup?"
Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.
'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'
Holiday Sales: The Starting Line
"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."
"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"
Customer Convention
"Do you have pants in XL?"
Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.
'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'
Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water
"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."
Consumerism Skeptic Prints Collection
Consumerism Skeptic Mugs
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Consumerism Skeptic Pillows
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Consumerism Skeptic T-Shirts
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