Info Control Connoisseur Prints

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"By labeling it, I control it."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'That book is still floating around the system.'

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Go on! Pick a card.

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Google Magazine

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"I am a control freak."

Laptop/mousetrap.

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"And now, another news update - updated from the updated news that was updated ten minutes ago..."