Controller Connoisseur Prints

In need of a wash...

Isn't it amazing how fast public opinion changed? Just a few years ago, most people were clearly against it. Now most people are FOR it. Please tell me you're not talking about how people seem more interested in Playstation than Xbox. This. Changed Everything.

Rage.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Aromatherapy for Men

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

'What a control freak!'

Moliere

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

Go on! Pick a card.

Charles Dickens.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Bleak House

C Day Lewis.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"This has been a productive homework session!"

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

"I am a control freak."

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."