Controller Connoisseur Prints

In need of a wash...

Rage.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Aromatherapy for Men

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'What a control freak!'

Moliere

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

Go on! Pick a card.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"I am a control freak."

"This has been a productive homework session!"

Laptop/mousetrap.

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."