Inflation Fighter With Flavor Gifts

Rich-boy sandwiches, at poor boy prices!

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"Everything's gone up."

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

"It's fondue night!"

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

In the red

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

Duel Fuel?

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

What can I get you? Something light but filling. Flavorful but not too spicy. Healthy but not boring. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Something right in the middle. Neither here nor there. It must walk the line of non-offensive yet opinionated. I wonder if Arby's is taking applications. If I eat a sandwich in the woods and no one is around, do I make a sound?

Be nice to Erdogan

Gordon Brown is making money.

UK Economy

"How about telling me where you buried the loot? With inflation and all, it won't be worth much when you get out."

ATM at gas station.

"Remember the good ol' days when the house was earning more than the two of us?"

'Inflation allows us to live in a more expensive neighbourhood with even moving.'

"Everything's higher this year."

'I'm giving you the maximum punishment...I'm letting you go free to worry about taxes, inflation and everything else, just like the rest of us.'

"I intend to leave this earth with that with which I came into it …. Thirty million adjusted for inflation."

'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

Jack and the Skyrocketing Cost of Building Materials

'I had a house for that price. But I sold it in 1962.'

'Down boy!'

'My investment objective is just to keep up with the price of gas and prescription drugs.'

Yard sale sign states: Profits Go 4 Gas.

The Fed begins to attempt to raise interest rates hot air balloon.

'Well, at $7.00 a pint, it's no wonder you don't see many rhinos in here.'

'I see the price of food is up again.' - 'Yes, 10 pence a pint.'

'A one-dollar investment? No problem: Bury this coin, and when you dig it up in about 450 years, it may be worth 20 bucks!'