Infinity Muse T-Shirts

What is infinity?

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

The Sensitive Dude.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

Mobius Comic Strip.

"Objection over-ruled Counselor! Proceed to the clearly marked Fire Exit, if you follow my meaning."

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

Evolution of God. . .

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

Black Hole Research Institute has no outbox.

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

"Well, I have bad news for you, too."

Old man watering Death.

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Brancusi.

'I think it's called RED!'

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

"I wandered lonely as a...lonely as a...lonely as a what?"

Artist Painting Herself Infinitely

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

"You're gonna love this place."

Infinity Ahead.

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

Infinity signpost...

"...and tell him it's fairly urgent."

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'