Infinite Appetite Champion Gifts

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Who gets the decaf?'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Skateboard Olympics.

Knight of the sandcastle.

"Do you promise to love and comfort yourself, on good days and bad, for richer, for poorer, in weight gain and loss, as long as you shall live?"

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those of humongous new cruise ships.

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

"It's a note from Eddie's teacher. It seems he's stretched his imagination past the end of her rope."

"Keep it open."

'He was competitive to the very end.'

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

"It's the last of the Chef's Special. He says he'll arm-wrestle you for it."

A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring

Norm was starting to doubt the relevancy of his new perm. Sure it made him stand out, but somehow he felt the others wouldn't approve.

Nightmares that Noah may have had.

'Al was competitive to the end!'

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

'Norman, mentoring is not about making everybody else the same as you.'

'It's so hot you could fry an egg white on the sidewalk.'