Infighting Navigator Prints

'You may know where the bodies are buried, but do you know which way the wind blows?'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

Women who Read Too Much

Who's In Charge Here?

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

'Busting balls since 1983.'

'I think the problem is, Lydia, you're a man-hater and Robert, you're a woman-hater, and I can't stand either one of you.'

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Dog Book Club

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

'When the going gets tough, the tough SUE.'

"How did his last remark make you feel?"

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

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