Infighting Navigator Pillows

'You may know where the bodies are buried, but do you know which way the wind blows?'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

Women who Read Too Much

Who's In Charge Here?

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Dog Book Club

'I think the problem is, Lydia, you're a man-hater and Robert, you're a woman-hater, and I can't stand either one of you.'

'Busting balls since 1983.'

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

Book Igloo

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

'When the going gets tough, the tough SUE.'

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

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