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"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Yoga.

"Showoff"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Guru.

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

Yogi back in 5.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Working from OM.

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

'I think the problem is, Lydia, you're a man-hater and Robert, you're a woman-hater, and I can't stand either one of you.'

Just think of meditation as "mental floss." (Published previously on 3/17/2006.)

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

'Busting balls since 1983.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"I think that's the last of them!"

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"How did his last remark make you feel?"

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'