Infernal Interior Designer Gifts

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"I didn't spark joy."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"Home depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Getting to Know You

Cat statues on entrance gate

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'