Infernal Interior Designer Gifts

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"I didn't spark joy."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Home depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Framed Lady

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'