Infectious Disease Gifts

"Femember, if they catch you and put you in a vaccine, you're working for the enemy."

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Coronavirus Sisyphys

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Covid Shield

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Coronavirus

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

The Canary in the Coal Mine

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'Catch this!'

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

Fighting the Zika Virus

'In my professional opinion, your immune system is over-stimulated.'

Disorderlies

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

Zika Epidemic

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

"You're a carrier."

Covid-19 reaper

'Okay - maybe we have a little problem here...'

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"It's great to be back. . .!"

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

Ebola reaches USA.

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.