Infant Investors Pillows

'Proctor & Gamble, Proctor & Gamble, Kimberly-Clark...Can't anyone in this investment club think outside the diaper?'

Wall St. or True Love.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

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'What my stocks did during my summer vacation...'

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

"I didn't just store my acorns - I invested them in a high performance stock portfolio."

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

"We shouldn't have sent him to summer financial camp. Today he turned down a new soccer ball--he didn't like its yield to maturity."

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

"Instead of an allowance, I'd like a stock option."

How to live on 25 cents a week allowance.

The boy who took his piggy bank to the drive thru bank

Two kids have stands: one Lemonade the other Tooth Fairy Investment Advisor.

'The princess lived happily ever after on her dividends from her investment portfolio.'

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'

'We'd like to roll over our allowance.'