Infant Innovators Pillows

A baby using a heavy duty drill

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Jr. cloning kit

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

Children's Imagination

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Daisy Diaper Service

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

"Thank you for computerising the company - you are now obsolete, Goodbye."

'The electric fence is a godsend.'