Infant Innovator Pillows

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Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

Jr. cloning kit

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Children's Imagination

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

A baby using a heavy duty drill

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Education Plan

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

"I wish school was more like TV."

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

'I find the best way to stop students from always talking to each other in class, is to keep asking questions. Then they have nothing to say.'

"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."

Teacher's pet. 'For an inner city comprehensive.'

Error! Lesson Plan has no Aim!

"Thank you for computerising the company - you are now obsolete, Goodbye."