Infant Innovator Pillows

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Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Jr. cloning kit

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Children's Imagination

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Education Plan

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

"I wish school was more like TV."

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

'I find the best way to stop students from always talking to each other in class, is to keep asking questions. Then they have nothing to say.'

Teacher's pet. 'For an inner city comprehensive.'

"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."

Error! Lesson Plan has no Aim!

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

"Thank you for computerising the company - you are now obsolete, Goodbye."

'Beginning Prodigy Book' - 'Lolly Builds a Cyclotron'