Industrial Safety Manager T-Shirts

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Time Out For Teddy

Safety Barriers

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Labor Day '19

'You forgot the product label.'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

First Aid Box

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

"So exactly when did your interest in health and safety start?"

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

Mash-test Dummies.

Work Accidents

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

'Morning. I'm your new health and safety officer.'

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

Be prepared to issue a public whoopsie.

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"And when exactly did your interest in health and safety start?"

'Will you stop placing these obstacles everywhere?...'

'That's our safety director. He takes safety very seriously.'