Industrial Safety Manager Prints

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Time Out For Teddy

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

Safety Barriers

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Labor Day '19

'You forgot the product label.'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

First Aid Box

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

To prevent geese from flying toward its planes, Jupiter Airlines made some key design changes,

"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"So exactly when did your interest in health and safety start?"

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

Mash-test Dummies.

"And when exactly did your interest in health and safety start?"

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

'Morning. I'm your new health and safety officer.'

Work Accidents

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

Be prepared to issue a public whoopsie.

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

'Will you stop placing these obstacles everywhere?...'