Industrial Safety Engineer Prints

'The industrial safety inspector? Are you kidding me?? He's there, right behind me!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Polluted geese

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Time Out For Teddy

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Pandora's boxes

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Nuclear waste.

Congratulations Strike Over!

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."