Industrial Safety Engineer Mugs

'The industrial safety inspector? Are you kidding me?? He's there, right behind me!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Polluted geese

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Time Out For Teddy

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Congratulations Strike Over!

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

Nuclear waste.

Pandora's boxes

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."