Industrial Manager T-Shirts

'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Let's close the shades before you bring the environmental regulators in.'

Smoky Factory

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

Who knew?

Crack in the wall of 'Industry' called 'Illiteracy'

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

An Industrial Inferiority Complex. '... Nobody likes me ... other industries are better than me ... I'm only slightly neurotic.'

'WOAH It doesn't bear thinking about what could have happened if I wan't wearing a hard hat'

'Do these plants make my assets look big?'

"Great news, men! Despite the layoffs, productivity is up!"

"We need to clear the air. I mean, just between us, of course."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Polluted geese

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Motivation to work

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Time Out For Teddy

Meet the new factory manager.

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."