Industrial Fragrance Enthusiast Gifts

"Not all the news is bad. Research indicates U.S. Steel would do extremely well as the name of a male fragrance."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Motivation to work

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

Some scents are nonsense.

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Pheromones.

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

Jane Krakowski

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'