Industrial Fragrance Enthusiast Mugs

"Not all the news is bad. Research indicates U.S. Steel would do extremely well as the name of a male fragrance."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Motivation to work

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

Some scents are nonsense.

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Pheromones.

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

Jane Krakowski

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.