Industrial Espionage T-Shirts

Business Intelligence Unit.

"Bond James, Bond."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Barks in code.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

A boy acting suspiciously

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

'More government surveillance!'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Licensed to grill.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Milkin' Impossible

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

The Best Defense

'I'm counter - intelligence'

Legalish

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."