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'No, Meester Bond... I expect it to cure your astigmatism'

"You're a good listener."

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'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

'You know, sometimes we have to sacrifice some of our personal freedoms...'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

'I think one of us must be a plant.'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'

'It seems we have a leak! Somebody is letting the left hand know what the right hand is doing.'

'You're not in the CIA anymore, Phil. This is the corporate world. We don't indefinitely detain suspected business competitors.'

"Keep your voice down there's a tap on the phone"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.

"No, my memo isn't encrypted...the spell check broke."

"It`s the special branch."

"To be completely frank, we have now discovered all your country's secrets, except how to make a million dollars in one's spare time at home with no personal investment."

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'You're 40+, your looks are gone and you're invisible to men. How would you like a career as a contract killer for the CIA?'

"We rendezvous at 0600 hours. Wear this so I'll recognize you"

'We in the intelligence community have got to start ta.........I've already said too much.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'I'm sorry sir. I'm afraid you can't see the menu. It's top secret.'

But how did you pick me as a double agent?

"Gentlemen, one of us is a mole!"

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Barack, could you bend forward a little?'

Intelligence: in...analyze...analyze...analyze...out...back in again'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Periscope in puddle.

"You're our top agent? - I thought you were the cleaner."

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

'How do I know this won't be leaked to the NSA, IRS, FBI or CIA?'