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"You're a good listener."

'No, Meester Bond... I expect it to cure your astigmatism'

'I think one of us must be a plant.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

'You know, sometimes we have to sacrifice some of our personal freedoms...'

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

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'It seems we have a leak! Somebody is letting the left hand know what the right hand is doing.'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

"Keep your voice down there's a tap on the phone"

'You're not in the CIA anymore, Phil. This is the corporate world. We don't indefinitely detain suspected business competitors.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.

"To be completely frank, we have now discovered all your country's secrets, except how to make a million dollars in one's spare time at home with no personal investment."

"No, my memo isn't encrypted...the spell check broke."

'You're 40+, your looks are gone and you're invisible to men. How would you like a career as a contract killer for the CIA?'

"It`s the special branch."

'We in the intelligence community have got to start ta.........I've already said too much.'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

"We rendezvous at 0600 hours. Wear this so I'll recognize you"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Intelligence: in...analyze...analyze...analyze...out...back in again'

Working undercover.

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

'I'm sorry sir. I'm afraid you can't see the menu. It's top secret.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

But how did you pick me as a double agent?

'Barack, could you bend forward a little?'

"Gentlemen, one of us is a mole!"

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Periscope in puddle.