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"This never happened."

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

Barks in code.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'More government surveillance!'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'I'm counter - intelligence'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

The Best Defense

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

Legalish

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

The EP-21 spy plane.

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'