Indulgent Soul Pillows

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Chocs away.

A giant glass of red wine

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Dessert

"Wine not?"

Bangers and Mash

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

Greedy child

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'