Indulgent Soul Pillows

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Chocs away.

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

A giant glass of red wine

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Dessert

"Wine not?"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Greedy child

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

Robert Morley

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

Bangers and Mash