Indulger Of Inner Child Pillows

"All I know is I will never wake up my inner child again."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

A giant glass of red wine

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

Caption Contest TK

"Wine not?"

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

Robert Morley

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

Greedy child

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

"Mmmm..choclates thank you Nigel, I just love chocolates"

"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

I'm glad the kennel pampered you, but you weren't supposed to keep the robe.

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."