Indulgent Ice Cream Taster T-Shirts

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Pi Ala Mode.

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Banana Split Personality

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Happy holidays for kids.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.