Indoor Tanning Enthusiast Mugs

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

Tanning.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Sunbathing in Autumn

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

James decided to stay in that night.

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

A gap between the solar panels

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

'I love us when we're tan.'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Clock Face Golf Set

Sun Worshipers

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

The tanning channel.

Sunblock

Staycation Photos

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

'Medium well, please.'

The Sun Bather

Gym/Tan/Donut

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.