Self-tan Enthusiast Mugs

Self help acupuncture

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

Surfing the daily stress

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Sunbathing in Autumn

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Dating is so expensive...

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

Mr Metrosexual.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

Loofah Lady

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

Shaving

How to recover from a bad day

New Twenty Blades

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Trucker's tan?'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Vista Acres - A tanned community.