Indoor Tanning Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

Tanning.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Sunbathing in Autumn

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

James decided to stay in that night.

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

'I love us when we're tan.'

A gap between the solar panels

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Sunblock

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Sun Worshipers

Clock Face Golf Set

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Staycation Photos

The tanning channel.

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

'Medium well, please.'

The Sun Bather

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'