Indoor-outdoor Project Lover Gifts

Laying Carpet

Painting the Ceiling

'I found the termites!'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

James decided to stay in that night.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Shall I kiss it better?"

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

Staycation Photos

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'Hmmmm...lower.'

Castle Realty. Of course, for resale value, I'd suggest converting the dungeon into a rec room.

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

'This guy's FAST!'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

"For only five dollars more, the guy let me have the 'Smart Hammer.'"

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

Wallpapering 5