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Laying Carpet

Painting the Ceiling

'I found the termites!'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

James decided to stay in that night.

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

"Shall I kiss it better?"

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

Staycation Photos

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

'This guy's FAST!'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'

"For only five dollars more, the guy let me have the 'Smart Hammer.'"

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

Wallpapering 5

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'