Indoor Heating Prints

'About the underfloor heating.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"She's been so creative lately."

Dog Walking Services

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Electric Blanket.

Cat gets a hole in one

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Ball pit

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

Gamers

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"You just blinked — I saw you blink first. OK, again. Ready? Go!"

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."