Heating Systems Prints

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'Well Watson junior you seem to be in your element.'

"Hello Harry, is your heating on the blink again?"

"I turned the heat all the way up and opened all the doors. At this point I'll try anything to make it warm outside."

Luke warm reception

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Electric Blanket.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

Organic Soldering.

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

Heat Wave Podium

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

Radiator Blues

Higher Mammals open Holiday Cards.

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my HVAC equipment these days.'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

'OBSOLETE: Any really expensive Heating & Air Conditioning system you bought last year.'

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

'Heating this apartment requires more bread than most people have.'

Winter Weather Forecast: Wicked Cold....with sudden warm spells.