Interior Lighting Prints

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Interior design trends for parents....

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"I didn't spark joy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

Use your imagination.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Painting the Ceiling

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Home depot."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."