Indoor Exercise Aficionado Pillows

'George! That doesn't count as waking the dog.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

James decided to stay in that night.

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Early Exercise Machines

Battery lifting weights

Fast Food Dieter

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'Music & Gym'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Rowing machine on a river.

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

Staycation Photos

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Fitness in church.

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

Shorts Dropping.

Exercising in Confinement

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

Academy.

"More exercise is good for your mental health. . . but not mine if it only involves visiting me."

"I've been working exclusively on my core."