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'George! That doesn't count as waking the dog.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

James decided to stay in that night.

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

How to go form fit to fat...

Early Exercise Machines

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Battery lifting weights

Fast Food Dieter

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'Music & Gym'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Rowing machine on a river.

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Staycation Photos

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Fitness in church.

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

Shorts Dropping.

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

'Elaine, Elaine... we're doing the child's pose today, not the fetal position.'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

Doctor - "This time Mr Jones would you touch your toes without using the stick."