Individuality Champions Gifts

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Daily life

Others will fight for you

'Who gets the decaf?'

High Five

Save the world together

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Knight of the sandcastle.

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

Conformity

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

"It's a note from Eddie's teacher. It seems he's stretched his imagination past the end of her rope."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

Arrival in the New World was a stressful time for the pilgrims on the Wallflower.

"Gah! Too many people!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I'm sorry...to work at Abbercrummy & Fetch, you must have an 'All-American' look."

"I don't like large groups. I can never remember what our plural is."

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

'Roger hates goodbyes.'

I used to only get writer's block, but it has morphed into copyright block too.

'Any hot prospects on the horizon, Cathy?. . . Anyone new within a three-foot radius who's vaguely tolerable?'

Norm was starting to doubt the relevancy of his new perm. Sure it made him stand out, but somehow he felt the others wouldn't approve.

'We don't hire individuals here, Mr. Hovey.'

"Always standing out from the crowd."

Kids Gang.