Indifference Club Pillows

Campaign 2016

They hated me.

"Try thinking about something else."

Worry tank

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Time-of-the-month club.

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Pole Vaulting Club

The Croucho Club

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'Oh, I just love dealing with investment clubs. Now, in whose name will you be buying the one-half share of Microsoft?'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

Bumbles bounce

Club of the Month

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

You'd like the eco club. We do good stuff. I'm sure. But there are a lot of clubs. Right? Right. And they all need "diversity," right? So you need to cut the best deal. West Fester High School. I have attractive offers from the debate team, chess club and the cheerleaders. Our 100% green t-shirt doesn't entice you.