Indifference Club Mugs

Campaign 2016

They hated me.

"Try thinking about something else."

Worry tank

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

The Croucho Club

Pole Vaulting Club

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

Bumbles bounce

'I don't like to carry ID.'

'Be wormier!'