Indifference Appreciator Pillows

National Apathy Society: Come In Or Whatever

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"I hate it when we fight."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Final words on gravestones.

"I speak Latin, you know."

"My kid could do that."

'Well this is awkward.'

Big business is not evil

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

No Action Comics

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"I just love your use of lying"

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

'I get a lot of job offers..'

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

Secateurs and non-secateurs

'You are a credit to the human race, Yardsley. Unfortunately, you're a liability to this firm.'

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

Ethelred the Unfinished.

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

"Don't get cute with me, counsellor."

Intellectual support animal

"...and this is my better half...!"

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.