Indie Culture Gifts

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Punk Reindeer

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Rock On

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Homing Beatnik

Fuzz - The band will never lose its artistic integrity.

"So many indie films, so little time."

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

Movies made for under eight million dollars.

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

"No I want to see THE Prodigy, not A prodigy."

"I'm thinking of stopping a podcast."

Indie Kid.

Hippie Army Knife