Indiana Jones Fan Pillows

"You're like the grandpa I never had, Mort." "You never knew your grandpappy, Randy?" "Oh, no, I knew him. Grandpa Randy was an intrepid archaeologist who broke hearts and defeated villains all over the world." "‘Indiana Randy’s’ life story became the stuff of legend. They even made some movies based on his exploits." "I'm just saying you're nothing like him." "I was going to see those films back in the '80s, but the matinees were past my bedtime."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

'Oh, I hate sport too, but I just love reading the statistics...'

"This is a truly international sporting event...no Britons involved whatsoever!"

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you will never see him at work again."

Bumper Sticker Show Off.

J. Willems - batting champ, home run champ, tested negative for steroids.

'Into the final furlong and still 'Morning Star' holds the lead...'

Mom & Pop Shoppe: Going Out Of Business (Not that it's your fault).

I used to be a GP, but I wanted a job where I got more public support!

Punch Initials - P

'Perfect, Lance! You couldn't be preppier!'

Kobe Bryant

Joyeux Noel (Gallagher).

'Typical village match. He has his pads strapped to his wellies.'

'What sport are you pretending interest in this time?'

The Couch-a-thon.

"Rusty old carts, full cans of soda, little packets of nuts...MY GOD! Stanley, this must be the Forgotten Tomb of Inflight Service!"

'Mom' and 'Pop' box with the 'Super dooper Mega Stores'

'... yes, Mr. Stern. We appreciate everything. It was a very generous donation by the NBA. However, bottom line, the kids hate the synthetic basketballs.'