Initials Fan Pillows

Punch Initials - P

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Monster Baseball

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Down on Bourbon Street...

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

A Not So Grand Slam.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'Safe!'

"My dad is more into technology than sports. I dropped a ball today, so he thinks my mitt has a virus."

T-Rex Baseball

'You better have a hunting license.'

'He supports 3 strikes and you're out.'

"Your inability to turn off your critical voice, combined with your fear of disappointing your overbearing, demanding father, is causing you to lose faith in your fastball."

She said she loved diamonds. So on her birthday, he took her to a baseball game.

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

"That was two what?"