Initials Fan Pillows

Punch Initials - P

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Monster Baseball

Down on Bourbon Street...

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'The nurse wanted you to pee in THIS type of cup.'

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

Suzanne Lenglen

What would happen if Shakespeare lived centuries later and tried being a baseball umpire? Out, damned spot! Out, I say! Can you explain the infield fly rule. It is madness yet there is method in it! What's in a name? A rose by any other name would hit as sweet! Fair is foul, and foul is fair. You should stick to writing.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Sports Medicine.

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

'You better have a hunting license.'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'Safe!'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

Mom Umpires

At spring training.

I use the word "batter" when talking about either of my two favorite things, pancakes and baseball!

"My dad is more into technology than sports. I dropped a ball today, so he thinks my mitt has a virus."

T-Rex Baseball

Indians Smoke Signals.

'He supports 3 strikes and you're out.'

"Your inability to turn off your critical voice, combined with your fear of disappointing your overbearing, demanding father, is causing you to lose faith in your fastball."

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

She said she loved diamonds. So on her birthday, he took her to a baseball game.

"That was two what?"