Indian Politics Buff Gifts

Indian Election

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

CIA report

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

Trump

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Arizona In Black

'I don't think the employees like me.'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Roe v. Wade

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

DUNVOTIN

The Russian Election.

British Prime Minister

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

John F. Kennedy

"Moulting"