Australian Politics Buff Gifts

'I am the leader.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I don't think the employees like me.'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Moulting"

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

Viva Belarus!

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Uncle Sam and Democracy

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Distraction.

Nato Membership

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

". . . And then the mob stormed the capitol and ran amok inside the halls of congress. . ."

Bad News

Obama punishing Assad

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

Midterm election s results

Antonin Scalia

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home