Canadian Politics Buff Gifts

Jack Layton: 'It's time to cut the cord Micky. No co'alition party with your Liberals.

Michael Ignatieff on CBC

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

Stephen Harper's scratch pad

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Moulting"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Viva Belarus!

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

Uncle Sam and Democracy

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Distraction.

". . . And then the mob stormed the capitol and ran amok inside the halls of congress. . ."

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

Midterm election s results

Bad News

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"